I have been watching Oscar. You know he's a lot older than me, right? Well,
I was thinking he might know some important things that I might need to
know. I know, I know, I could just ask him. He gets all uppity and acts all
superior, though. I was watching him today and I noticed that he lifts his leg
to pee. Am I supposed to be doing that?
I just squat and it works for me. Emmy squats to pee, I have never seen her
lift her leg, but maybe that's because she hurt her back and had surgery. About
that; I still don't know what surgery is. Oscar said that all he knew was that
Emmy had to go and stay at a dog hospital and when she came back she had a
cut on her back and she couldn't walk very good. He said he got in trouble for
licking her cut, Gramma said he was going to lick her stitches out. Neither one
of us know what stitches are.
Gee there are so many things I don't know. Back to the lifting your leg to pee
thing; I tried it. I didn't like it. I must not have lifted my leg high enough,
cause I got pee on my foot. I didn't know Gramma was spying on me through
the window in her kitchen. She laughed at me! She said, "Nice try, buddy,
you'll get it soon." Then she washed my foot. I like her even when she spies on
me. How long did it take you to learn to pee the right way?
I miss you, don't forget you are my boy. I love you.
Your dog, Wall-E