Gramma keeps singing this song about snow. I wondered what was wrong
with her, winter is over, isn't it? I have been running and playing in the
wonderful warm sunshine for weeks! Then she took me out and there was
SNOW! Lots and lots of it! I ran through it and peed, but when Emmy came
out she kind of sunk down in it. She looked pretty funny. Her legs are really
short. I wonder why? Oscar's legs are short, too. Mine aren't. I can step over
the snow and I can jump a lot higher than they can.
I haven't been in much trouble lately. Well, I did do this one thing and
Gramma scolded me. I sometimes use the tables in the living room to get on
and off the sofa; you know, like a short cut. Well, Gramma went to get
groceries yesterday and I was on the chair with Oscar watching out the
window for her to come back. It got kind of boring and there is this tall table
by the chair. Gramma has these things, she calls them gourds, in a bowl on
that table. They looked kind of interesting and they aren't very big (she said
they were baby gourds, whatever that means). So I took one and I was going
to chew it up. This was a bad idea, let me tell you! Those things taste awful!
I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth and I threw up. I threw up so hard
that I had a poopy accident!!!!
Gramma got really wet in the rain while she unloaded the car and she was
really mad at Papa. She was talking to herself, so all of us dogs decided it
wouldn't be a good idea to bother her. She was saying something about
gutters. What are gutters? Well, the good thing is that she was so mad at
Papa that she just cleaned up my poopy and throw-up and then she told
me not to get on her table again. That was all. She didn't even make me get
in the kennel! I tell you, I like it when Papa is in trouble.
Emmy said that when she is mad at somebody else you can get away with
doing bad things and she won't even notice sometimes. This is good to know.
I will try to remember this. I hope you had a good weekend. Gramma said
you went to a sleepover with Maya and Jada. I remember them. I went to
their house and there were all these cats. I was afraid of those cats! I liked it
there, playing with all of you guys.
I like them, but you are my boy---don't forget. Hey, please don't get a cat, I
really don't like them all that much. But, I love you!
Your dog, Wall-E